Movie Posters

Privacy concepts, reimagined as movie posters.

Horror

A Nightmare On LLM Street. An anxious fox grips blue bedding beneath a metal claw and watching eyes.

A Nightmare On LLM Street

Align. A fingerprint-covered egg cracks open with green light above a dark gridded surface.

Align

Alloween. An orange paw holds a knife, its silhouette forming a glowing jack-o’-lantern.

Alloween

Background Activity. A surveillance-style view shows a sleeping fox and an approaching shadow at 3:08:26 AM.

Background Activity

Bring Her Back. A finger presses a fox’s archived profile card stamped DELETED, surrounded by circular lettering.

Bring Her Back

Days Later. A deletion-requested card sits above 28 DAYS LATER, encircled by three arrows.

Days Later

Drag Me To Sell. Burning hands grasp a fox and its profile card beneath floating price tags.

Drag Me To Sell

Frankenstein’s Repo. A giant stitched from data fragments towers over two people and server racks.

Frankenstein’s Repo

I Know What You Trained Last Summer. A lakeside gathering becomes a stream of printed profiles spiraling around a large eye.

I Know What You Trained Last Summer

Inherited. Three foxes occupy warmly lit rooms in a cutaway house connected by one red wire.

Inherited

Invasion Of The Data Snatchers. Rows of pods containing human profiles advance through a neighborhood.

Invasion Of The Data Snatchers

Laws. A worried eagle clutches a fox profile above the water as a shark approaches from below.

Laws

Obsessed With Your Data. A fox looks at a phone while a grinning figure watches through the window.

Obsessed With Your Data

SaaS. A severed mechanical fox paw lies beside a USB cable.

SaaS

Shadow IT. A fox in a yellow raincoat faces a clown’s red cloud balloon above a rain-soaked street.

Shadow IT

Talk To Me. A fox paw touches a dark speaker engraved with a handprint and many small marks.

Talk To Me

The Black Box Project. A frightened fox in a knit cap appears below a dark forest and red twig symbol.

The Black Box Project

The Consenting. An agreement marked I AGREE hangs from a bare tree in front of a distant house.

The Consenting

The Covered Entity. A vampire offers a clipboard marked BLOOD TYPE among medical records.

The Covered Entity

The Databook. A tall shadow holds an open book filled with a fox profile, map and shopping icons.

The Databook

The Exportist. A fox carrying an export-marked briefcase stands in a beam of light from a high window.

The Exportist

The Merge. Three purple fox masks overlap above the words One night. Every database.

The Merge

The Nudge. A frightened fox eye peers through dark ribbon-like strands.

The Nudge

The Ping. A fox on a couch and a nearby phone sit inside concentric rings of white static.

The Ping

The Subprocessor. Three fox faces float in a green vial labeled REPLICATOR. Your vendor has vendors.

The Subprocessor

The Svvitch. A horned goat has a glowing green toggle switch for an eye.

The Svvitch

The Terms And Conditions Massacre. A fox flees a masked figure wielding a chainsaw shaped from a long document.

The Terms And Conditions Massacre

The Privacy Wizard

The Privacy Wizard and the Forbidden Dataset. Wizards surround a chained training-data book sealed with privacy principles.

The Privacy Wizard and the Forbidden Dataset

The Privacy Wizard and the Chamber of Proxy Variables. A mechanical face rates people using proxy-variable labels above a prominent appeal panel.

The Privacy Wizard and the Chamber of Proxy Variables

The Privacy Wizard and the Prisoner of Retention. A retention-limit clock hangs above chained identity-record jars and a dissolving figure.

The Privacy Wizard and the Prisoner of Retention

The Privacy Wizard and the Goblet of Consent. A paper labeled YOU joins a red stream entering an ornate goblet beside a wax seal.

The Privacy Wizard and the Goblet of Consent

The Privacy Wizard and the Order of Accountability. A golden phoenix made of connected records rises from an open ledger.

The Privacy Wizard and the Order of Accountability

The Privacy Wizard and the Half-Trained Model. A mechanical bust is polished on one side and exposes wires on the other.

The Privacy Wizard and the Half-Trained Model

The Privacy Wizard and the Deadly Defaults. Three enormous levers read SHARE ALL, RETAIN FOREVER and TRAIN ON ME, beside a tiny NO switch.

The Privacy Wizard and the Deadly Defaults

Privacy Wars

Privacy Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Purpose. A hooded figure points a red beam across a network of connected nodes.

Privacy Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Purpose

Privacy Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Data Clones. Identical profile robots line up beneath a towering lock-marked machine.

Privacy Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Data Clones

Privacy Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Dark Pattern. A cursor-shaped spacecraft heads toward ACCEPT ALL while MANAGE CHOICES remains locked.

Privacy Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Dark Pattern

Privacy Wars: Episode IV — A New Default. A cloaked figure raises a blue beam that branches toward lock and gear symbols.

Privacy Wars: Episode IV — A New Default

Privacy Wars: Episode V — The Platform Strikes Back. A floating cuboid platform shines a red beam onto connected data-lifecycle icons.

Privacy Wars: Episode V — The Platform Strikes Back

Privacy Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Audit Trail. A small receipt-printing robot projects a flow from collection through deletion.

Privacy Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Audit Trail

Privacy Wars: Episode VII — The Rights Awaken. A tablet showing privacy-rights icons emits a blue beam from a landscape of discarded screens.

Privacy Wars: Episode VII — The Rights Awaken

BEHIND THE COLLECTION

Why I make these posters

I watch an absurd amount of horror movies. I'd probably have no problem recognizing 99% of the movie posters you put in front of me.

I was inspired to make something fun, memorable, and recognizable for privacy.

I want colleagues to feel comfortable bringing the serious stuff to me, too. The posters are my way of saying, “We can make this work. We can make privacy fun. Come talk to me.”

With Halloween approaching, the timing felt right. I paired familiar movie posters with privacy wordplay: a small change to the title, a twist on the tagline, a joke that fit the theme.

Some people recognized the film but wanted a little more explanation of the privacy reference (see: Drag Me to Sell).

For me, if a poster sparks a conversation, it’s doing its job.

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